Jude

The coolest dumb child alive but also gets simped on by every girl in existence

Hey Jude why is every girl trying to tackle you to the floor?

Jude: HELP

Cade

A sad person who pretends to not be sad and becomes friends with everyone but doesn’t want a girl. (He maybe aeromantic)

(I’m Cade 🖤)

Hans

The sexiest idiot alive

Hey hans how are you?
What would your father think of this?

Fruity

The act of being pretty kinky

Man this drink is fruity

I’m AlSo FrUiTy
Bro wtf that’s weird

Joey W

The hottest human alive and can’t get females off of him and also is the greatest friend ever

Joey w I love you

Why wouldn’t you