zinc

Another word for semen, because of its abundance of zinc.

Robert: "I'm about to release my zinc!"
Jing: "Oh yeah baby, give me those minerals."

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asian girl syndrome

A diagnosis for a type of person who has exceedingly high standards set by her parents. These are the types of people that will usually cry over missing half a point on the test. A huge hint that someone may have asian girl syndrome is their lack of self-esteem, knowing how to play at least two instruments (most commonly violin and piano), and taking an outside sport like tennis or swimming.

Jing: "*Sigh* -- I only got 43 for my twelve minute swimming test."
Robert: "I hope you realize that you just beat the school record."
Jing: "*Starts crying*I-I'm... not g-g-gonna get sup-p-p-per today.."
Robert: "Please go to a doctor, you may have asian girl syndrome."

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