iDevice

A ridiculously expensive device that people buy because it's shiny and made by apple. And then when it is rendered obselete (in about a year) people say "fuck it, i'm switching to android."

Andrew: Hey Bob! Look at my new iPad! It cost me $600, and it's made by Apple!
Bob: That's nice, but I switched to Android. I didn't really like the iDevice limitations. My tablet costed me $300, and I can plug USB devices in it.
Andrew: But my iPad was made by Apple!
Bob: Is that the iPad 3? Apple just released a new model with a different charging port.
Andrew: See ya later, I gotta go to the Apple store.

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