poster killing wind

When you open a window, and wind blows in to rip the posters and pictures off of every wall and ceiling, even on the same wall, whileyou try to scramble and catch them before they end up halfway to china.

Parent: hey, all your posters got caught by a poster killing wind.
Kid:DAMN!

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pee button

when someone pokes you somewhere and almost immediately, you have to pee.

marlen; "i poked your pee button!"
kali; "excuse me i have to urinate."

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