Elan

An Elan is someone who most probably went to a derelict sub-par school in his youth and is unable to use words correctly

That dude toally Elan'd it when he met with the institutional investors and told them that "Essentially, the trader was arbitrating with a steady stream of sporadic trades"

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Shitzis

When you go to wipe your bum but your tzitzis get in the way and causes a stringy chocolatey surprise.

Oi gevalt, poor Boruch had a bad case of the Shitzis this morning, you should have heard him howling from the bathroom stalls