Coral Springs

The most boring place in South Florida where a "fun night out" is either going to Target or The Walk (has Starbucks, Barnes & Noble, a makeout spot behind a dog store, and a nearby Denny's). As there is nothing to do, most people are potheads, drunks, and/or sex addicts. If not, you have no life.
All the guys are into skateboarding, BMXing, being "hardcore" or playing sluts.
All the girls think they are photographers, are obsessed with Twilight, and only wear name brands.

Wanna head over to Coral Springs?
Sure, let's take pictures in Target and then sit in the kid's section of Barnes & Noble.

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