Government

Government is a group of fraudsters, petty criminals, murderers, and armaments dealers who legislate to protect the citizens and subjects of a country from fraudsters, petty criminals, and other such misfits.

"dude I been thinking that we may as well ask the mafia to
run this country - they may be less criminal"

"man havent you sussed it yet? the government is the mafia"

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Pushing Cloth

Pushing Cloth is when you are busting for a crap, and it starts poking its head out of the cave.

Damn it man how much longer are you gonna be I'm pushing cloth out here

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The Thong

This relates to the world famous England Footballer, David Beckham. He was first nicknamed 'The Thong' by a Breakfast TV presenter on 'The Big Breakfast'.

Presenter: "And here is a picture of David Beckham,...
or The Thong, as we like to call him, on account of he looks like the kind of person who wears them"

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Bog Log

Self explanatory, really - a bog log is a shit, or a turd, or a poo

Wow that bog log is big enough for Grizzly Adams to build a cabin with it.

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