MVE

An abbreviation that stands for "Maximize Value Extraction".
Common in business settings, it describes an employee's activity of aggressively using short-term tactics to extract value (cash or other resources) from its own company for personal benefit rather than building for the long term, generating value for the employer.

A colorful form of rent-seeking.

Q: What are you doing in the office today?
A: MVE, dude. Always, MVE!

head of drama

Nickname for the person that is usually the most dramatic in a company or among a group of people

How did that meeting go?
The Head of Drama made such a mess

CBIT

An Abbreviation, common in short messages, that stands for: "can't believe it"

Have you seen it? Did that just happen?

OMG, CBIT!