Bike Ninja

Bike Ninjas are people who wear all black, and and become very ninja-looking when wearing a face mask / balaclava in cold weather. The all black also adds to their "invisibility" while riding at night (which can be dangerous). Bike Ninjas are often urban dwellers, ride fixed-gear or single-speed bikes, and are usually "hipsters" of some sort (hence the all black clothes).

"Some bikers wear all spandex, and others wear all black and look like Bike Ninjas."

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lifer

Someone who, despite forces to the otherwise, continues doing something for an extended period of time.

Guy 1: "That dude is 45 and he is *still* skateboarding?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, man. He has been skating since he was 10-years-old. He is a lifer, no doubt."

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Skatefag

A pejorative term suburban jocks yell (usually as they drive by in their car) at skateboarders. The word was more often used in the 1980s and 1990s than it is today.

"I remember when you couldn't go skating without getting called a 'skatefag' by some stupid jocks."

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whorephobic

Someone, usually catholic, who is uncomfortable with people who sleep-around.

"He has hooked-up with a ton of people."

"That's dirty."

"Please. Quit being so whorephobic. Your not on any moral high-ground just because you never use your cock for anything other than making little waves in the toilet."

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