soliloscreed

A long tedious speech or act of speaking one's complaints aloud when by oneself or regardless of any hearers, usually in a video on social media.

Alec Baldwin frequently performs soliloscreeds on Instagram, often about the unfairness of cancel culture because his wife Hilaria Baldwin is a gripter. These Alec Baldwin'd videos are a newly discovered and internationally recognized symptom of the Alec Baldwin Syndrome.

Gripter

A person who clings hard in denial of a con after they’ve been exposed.

Months after Hilaria Baldwin was exposed for her "decade long grift where she impersonates a Spanish person," she still insists she is Spanish because she's culturally fluid. She is a gripter.

hampster

A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.

The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."

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