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This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
The flaming amazon can be quite dangerous if tried underneath the sheets.
385π 165π
When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.
Dude, i pulled off the Roddy Piper last night.
24π 7π
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.
"Tiffany broke up with me after I gave her a cleveland steamer."
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The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."
26π 28π
You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.
I am the HGoAT. the Hunter Gatherer of All Time.
2π 9π
While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.
"I gave some random bitch a chicken cutlet when I was at Myrtle Beach."
25π 14π
With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.
"I gave that random ock a gobstopper last night."
27π 54π