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When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.
Dude, i pulled off the Roddy Piper last night.
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When one fag blows his load in another fags ass, and then proceeds to suck out the jizz with a straw. AKA felching
hey fag 1, would you like to go crabbing?
sure fag 2, sounds great.
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Blowing a fat load in some bitches eyes, gluing her eyelids shut.
"Man, I just greeked that bitch," or "I'm thinking about greeking her tonight."
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While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.
"I gave some random bitch a chicken cutlet when I was at Myrtle Beach."
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Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."
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the space between this balls and the asshole is the gooch, not the gouch.
if you think gooch is spelled g-o-u-c-h, you are a moron.
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Drink of the Gods. AKA the liquid panty remover.
SoCo is the drink of choice before a friday night football game.
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