(n) a day where you feel fat. its not your period...its not that mcflurry and vodka you mixed together last night, its just a fat...day..
-you feel like an oompah loompah trapped inside of the Pepperidge Farm. but its okay, cuz everyone has them.
-just grab a pair of sweats and one of those t-shirts you
you got for free at your soccer camp...and lets rock
these rolls, baby!
Amelita "eww..whats she wearing?"
Carlos "her sweats and a soccer shirt!"
Amelita "ohhh...."
(together) "FAT DAY!!! WOOOHOOO!!!"
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