chatbot

n. Also known as a "chatterbot," these are AI programs designed to simulate "intelligent" conversation with human users. The problem, with most of them, is that either a. they sound ridiculous, or b. the programmer has tried too hard to make them "human." Either way, most users try to get them to talk dirty. Among the most famous of these are ALICE, ELIZA (the original), and Cleverbot.

Chatbot: So, how are you today?
User: I'll be better after you suck my cock.
Chatbot: Can you explain what "cock" means?

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Fun With Drugs

A hilarious (and yet oddly disturbing) song by electro-industrial band Velvet Acid Christ, using numerous samples from the film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; most of the samples are of Johnny Depp's character, Raoul Duke, narrating the film, such as, "This was not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Extremely menacing vibrations were all around us." It's all-too-appropriate for a band that, according to rumor, got their name from an acid trip experience.

Velvet Acid Christ Fan: I'm bored, so I'm gonna candy flip while I listen to "Fun With Drugs." Wanna join me?

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afask

As far as spellcheck knows. What is only within the knowledge base of spellcheck, which is why it marks so many real words as "wrong."

Me: What, you mean "bloob" isn't a word?

Friend: afask

Old Fourth Ward

n. A historically diverse community located east of Piedmont Ave. and Downtown Atlanta. It is one of the oldest sections of the city, having been built in the 1890s. The main thoroughfare in today's Old Fourth Ward is Boulevard, which was the site of economic decline throughout the 1950s-1980s, and now consists mostly of section 8 housing. The area is still infamous for its drug dealers, prostitution, and other crime. Rumor has it, however, that the city has been making efforts to clean up the neighborhood and restore it to its original state.

New Yorker: I just got a new job in Atlanta, so I'm moving to the Old Fourth Ward!

Friend: Oh, you're moving to the projects! Have fun.

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Failbook

n. Popular nickname for all the idiotic, moronic, creepy (and/or funny) status messages people post on Facebook on a day-to-day basis. So prevalent that an entire section of FAIL Blog has been dedicated to it.

Facebook user: Today I figured out that I'm gay...so im telling you all, just cuz i had to tell sumbody 1st! just don't tell my mom, K?

Facebook user's "friend": I am so posting that on Failbook.

Facebook user: don't you fucking dare!

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barefooter

n. One who frequently (if not always) walks around barefoot in public. He or she takes pride in this fact, and is not ashamed of having dirty feet. The person may, in fact, have been kicked out of stores, restaurants, and other public places due to his or her bare feet, and likes to flaunt it. There are some advantages to this lifestyle, however: according to some research, it keeps your feet healthier. Quite a few Facebook groups and websites have been dedicated to this lifestyle, indicating its popularity. Not recommended for certain urban areas!

Alex (to woman): Hey, are you a barefooter too?

Woman: Yes I am! Let's walk barefoot through Wal-Mart and see if they kick us out!

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Slam poetry

n. A style of spoken word poetry that is generally used in a competition, known as a poetry slam. Often, as with hip-hop music, the subject matter concerns urban life, crime, drugs, or other inner-city-related subjects. The difference in many cases, however, is that with slam poetry, the words/lyrics are more introspective and creative than your run-of-the-mill hit rap song. Also seems influenced by the Beat Poets, such as Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac.

Beau Sia wrote a book of slam poetry called "A Night Without Armor II: The Revenge," which probably really pissed off Jewel Kilcher.

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