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August Underground's Mordum is an indie exploitation film released by Toetag Pictures in 2003. Designed to look like a snuff film, the movie depicts a fictional love triangle between the lead character from the original August Underground, his insane girlfriend Crusty, and her animal-like brother, Maggot. Numerous horror film sites have listed this film on their top 10 "most disgusting" and/or "most disturbing" lists. Despite many rumors to the contrary, however, it is NOT real!
College Guy: Hey bro, wanna watch August Underground's Mordum with me?
Friend: *vomits*
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A cocktail consisting of:
1 oz white tequila
1 oz coffee liqueur
1 splash Coca-Cola
4 oz milk
Nobody can explain where the "Colorado" part came from, but it might have something to do with the color of the drink.
I think I had a Colorado Motherfucker last night in Denver, but somehow I woke up in Nevada.
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A mysterious glitch on Google Translate, whereupon you set the "translate from" language to Somali, and type in 2-3 character sets of words. The resulting text seems to be pulled from sites like Disqus, StumbleUpon, dating sites, and other random websites, and isn't always in English, even if you set the "translate to" language to English. For example, sometimes it will come out in Thai or Japanese. Other times, it will sound like you're conversing with an AI bot, though this has been disputed.
Have you seen the TranslateGate mystery? I typed in "ick ick ick ick ick," and the translation came from a Thai dating site. WTF?
A Canadian rapper/singer/songwriter/producer, whose given name is Kevin Brereton. His stage name is pronounced /ΓΒkeΓΒͺ.ΓΒs/ "chaos," and the letters stand for "Knowledge of Self," although he has stated in interviews that the letters originally stood for "Kevin's Original Sound." Unlike many mainstream hip-hop artists, k-os generally does not focus on violence and sexual bravado, but rather introspective lyrics, love, and spirituality. While he still sometimes mentions the streets, he does so in a more philosophical, reflective way. Some of his best known songs include "Superstarr, Pt. Zero," "I Wish I Knew Natalie Portman," and "Crabbuckit."
Club DJ: Now we gonna play a joint from k-os, called "Superstarr, Part Zero!"
Club Kid: Huh? Who the hell is "chaos"?
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n. Charlie Sheen. Don't believe it? He admitted it himself during his radio meltdown!
News Anchor: This just in. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Assassin Warlock. Watch out...he works for the Pope and murders people!
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1. An enemy from Shining Force, for the Sega Genesis, part of the series of "Shining" series of fantasy console games developed by Sega.
2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.
Gamer: I just walked into a dark alley and fought a Dire Clown in hand-to-hand combat!
Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?
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n. An infamously sketchy gay bar on Ponce De Leon Ave. in Atlanta (obviously). Has been the location of several police raids, one of which is under investigation.
Dan went to the Atlanta Eagle to find a couple of guys for a threesome.
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