Tip Toeing

Rubbing the tip of ones penis on a person's toes while they sleep.

Either I stepped in snot this morning, or someone has been tip toeing around here.

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fudge whistle

When one person parts another person's butt cheeks and blows lightly across that person's exposed anus.

Would you like a fudge whistle dear? Yes play me like a stinky harmonica!!!

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gildersneeze

When one, whether voluntary or involuntary, forces cum through their sinus and out the nose.

I proposed when she said she could gildersneeze on command.

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Filthy O'Kavanaugh

Drinking game in which, two men simultaneously fornicate with one woman.

Bart and Mork were high fiving over Mora's back while playing Filthy O'Kavanaugh