SOL and JWF

Abbreviation for "Shit outta luck and jolly-well fucked."

Jim sold his home to buy thousands of lottery tickets, but since none of his numbers won I guess he's SOL and JWF.

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John Kerrys

A slang term for flip-flop sandals. Stems from allegations that John Kerry "flip-flopped" on issues during the 2004 election.

Hey, Angela, those are some nice John Kerrys.

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Tits McGee

Nickname used to describe a female friend who is constantly putting down males. Can also describe a woman in PMS.

Aaron: Man, did you hear Angie earlier? She kept telling me I was scum, and to be ashamed of my man-parts!

Leon: Oh great, here comes Tits McGee.

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Fuck the shovel

A term used in mucking. Stems from the fact that the pelvic region is often used to drive the shovel into the ground.

Do you want to go fuck the shovel with me tonight?

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Jesused

Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.

Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.

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