Canada's History

A long time ago, an Alien named Jean Claude flew down in his spaceship shaped like a baguette, and deposited a race of souls called "Canucks" into a Canadian Moose the size of Alberta. J.C. bombed the moose, and parts of Canucks flew all around the most northern section of the America's.

Nowadays, souls of Canucks roam the countryside in smaller parts of the Moose. In their ethereal form, they often resemble a red maple leaf. Symptoms of Canuck-infestation often include gloating about one's healthcare, ignorance of the cold, occassionally letting an absurd "eh" follow your questions, and in the most extreme cases, total transformation into a fully grown "Mountie". These half-Maple leaf half-moose creatures spread Canadianism about the land.

"Wow, that Canada's History is Crazy!"

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Higloo

an igloo designed with the specific intention to be used to hot box, or smoke weed in.

"Hey, it snowed like 3 feet yesterday, wanna go build a higloo?"

"Totally, lemme go grab my pipe and we'll get building!"

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