Dates like a Mormon college

To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).

Mike: What's that MILF doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged her?

Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.

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Cartaracts

The condition of an older car's film covered hazy headlights.

Mike: Hey can you pick me up? I can't drive at night.

Joey: Why?

Mike: My car has cartaracts.