pie head

Someone whos totally thick as a brick, hasnt got two brain cells to rub together!

Fucking think aboutwhat youre doing man, you fucking pie head!

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the nash

The dreaded national heath service

"Hey your tits are wonky!", "I know, I got them done on the nash!"

northern lassy

A true lady, not stuck up but oozes class and self respect. Knows how to take care of her man and is a fantastic mother. Has sound morals and wouldnt watch a dog go hungry.

Hey what a canny lass, must be a northern lassy!

I want to marry a northern lassy!

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