Jiggaboo

A synonym for the forbidden word, but that only black people are allowed to say. Boo in the end means “love,” or “babe,” and more.
Black people are usually cool with it, when white people say it.
Jigga, or jigger can also be said.

What’s good my jiggaboo? How was KFC?
I love you my jiggaboo.

Penaldo

Once upon a time a ghost was seen roaming the lands of Lithuania, Faroe Island, Luxembourg, Ireland and more low ranked teams and countries. The ghost's name was Penaldo, aka Tapinaldo, aka Benchnaldo. This ghost was special. He is known for only scoring penalties. The population of the countries mentioned above claimed to see Penaldo the Ghost stealing pens, short for penalties. He lives by penalties and only penalties. It's like a drug to him. He lives under the GOAT's shadow, Leonel Messi. When Penaldo's fans saw Messi win the world cup, they said: >>PENALTY FOR ARGENTINA.<< But little did they know Penaldo and his finished Portugal lost to Morocco and took the airport home. Thus the the famous sentence Airport for Portugal came from.
To summarize, Penaldo is finished.

The son: Father, there's a ghost in my wardrobe!
The father: Don't worry, my son, It's only Penaldo. Lucky you don't have pens in your room. It's his drug.

The artist said, >>I have penaldo this race!<<
Meaning, I have finished this race.

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