needlehairs

Someone whose leg hair resembles an army of porcupines.

Susie: When was the last time needlehairs shaved?

Betsy: What do you think?

man

Someone who is obsessed with women making them sandwiches.

Manfred: Make me a sandwich, woman!

Mildred: What a man...

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koolaid man

Someone who participates in wall breaking action by jumping through them and then saying "Oh Yeah".

Bobbert: Dude! Why is there a giant hole in your wall?

Bobberto: The Koolaid Man came again.

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Etienne

The only person you would want to be with in every situation. Someone you want to be with all your life. Funny, cute, someone you can always have a conversation with. Even though they might upset you, you can't feel angry. You can't stop loving them. They are everything you will ever need and truly care about.

I wish Etienne was here with me...

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stalker

Someone who looks through all your photos but doesn't comment.

Pablo: Dude, Jenna has this cute fluffy pillow. I always wanted one of those!
Paco: How do you know about that? Stalker.
Pablo: Uhh uhh well... Well how do you know about that!
Paco: Uhh...

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lawnmower kid

The kid that carries a roller backpack in the position of a lawnmower whenever he walks to/from school. He is known to attack people with it.

That lawnmower kid just turned around and started attacking those people with his backpack.

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lawlsaur

a) replaces lol

b) is used by people that think using it will make themselves look gangster

1337swordoperator582: gu355 wh4t I d1d l45t night??!?!!

05imNOTn00bzorz10101: d1d j00 5tudy??!?!

1337swordoperator582: 70t4lly!!11!1

1337swordoperator582 & 50imNOTn00bzorz10101 (at the same time): LAWLSAUR!!!!!11!!!1!!

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