shabang

A type of bong with a rush hole and another hole to put the spliff in

e.g:Let me have a toke on that shabang innit clart!

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sneaky sneaky

when you are with you're loved one
and you get a bit frisky you are being sneaky sneaky!!

how was the sneakyness last nite?

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Squigs

woman who looks like a cross between a squirral and a pig = squig

look at that fat old lady, she is a proper squig

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D.U.I

1) Dailing Under the Influence
2) Driving Under the Influence

1) 'Man I was so drunk last night I phoned my Ex and started talking dirty. Well thats what u get when you D.U.I, ay?'
2) 'Fucken Cops got me last night for D.U.I. Guess I had one to many, ay?'

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Gunch

1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.

1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.

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Gunch

Worst word ever. Cunt and then some

Mel is a dirty gunch!

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the celebrity snowman

one day me and my friends went to Asda to do some shopping..we then went into a photobooth and my mate pulled a funny face!She looked a little
like The Celebrity Snowman.
We see him everywhere-he was even at Glastonbury!

banana says i can grant you one wish....snowman says the wiah is golden!

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