yuma arizona

Yuma, Arizona is like living on Venus. Hell on Earth.

January-April, the days are dusty and windy and the mornings/nights are like -94848474°. All the racist snowbirds come and literally ruin everything and drive down the wrong lanes.

May is becomes super dry and sandy, but the snowbirds migrate back to canada.

June and July is literally is so hot it feels like opening an oven thats been preheating. you seat belts will burn you and your air conditioning will break and stuff will melt.

August is when it stays hot, but now with humidity that comes out of literally nowhere. now its like 109° but the real-feel is 125°.

The rest of the months are just a gamble, so have “fun!” But remember that there are dust storms all year round!

Person 1: Why do you keep coughing out sand?

Person 2: I live in Yuma Arizona

Person 1: Why would anyone ever live there?