Boss Yo' Self

To “Boss Yo’ Self” is to take control of your life, to take responsibility for every aspect of your existence. When there’s no cars coming so you cross the road, even though the man is red? That is to Boss Yo' Self. When you do what you want, when you want, regardless of the conditions of your parole? That is to Boss Yo' Self.

“No more tequila!”, Jill bossed herself, “no more tequila 'til Jack Jr. is born!” BOSS YO' SELF!
“Go for a run, you fat slug!”, Jack bossed himself, “go for a run…and maybe swing by McDonalds on the way home”. BOSS YO' SELF!

Bossing

A Bossing is an instruction to yourself, often to make yourself do the things you know you oughta do, but don’t really want to do.

“Don’t sit on your arse all day, you lazy turdmunch!” is a Bossing, designed to get you active and get rid of the embarrassing imprint of your butt in the sofa.

“Eat a goddamn salad, lard-tits” is a good Bossing to stop yourself ordering pizza for lunch for the fourth time this week.

Memble

A Memble is the thing which helps you remember something important, like writing a quick note, taking a photo or having your daughter's name tattooed on your throat.

“Jill asked Jack to pick up milk on his way home from work, so Jack created a flawless Memble by attaching an empty milk carton around his neck with a piece of string.”

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Memble

The post it note on your desk with the word "password" written on it is a Memble, the framed photo of your family on your desk might be a Memble but hopefully not, the crudely drawn penis on your forehead was probably not intended as a Memble but it should serve as one so that you remember not to fall asleep at a party with your arsehole friends.

Gary used a family photo in his wallet as a memble. "No more forgetting what they look like for me!", he exclaimed.

Gary Jr had finally got his wish - a memble (a photo of himself on his Dad's dashboard) and no more nights in the school car park, waiting for his Dad to remember him.