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Billie

A girl so sassy, the earth rotates around her sass. Literally the essence and origin of all sass on earth and in the entire universe. She can also twerk innit.

Girl 1 : "Did you see that sassy girl twerking?"
Girl 2 : "Yeh! What a Billie!"
Girl 3 : "Are you girls talking about Billie?"
Girl 1 and 2 simultaneously : "Yeh and what of it?"
Girl 3 : "Chill out girls, I just want to hang with friends and smoke weed and be crazy}"
Girl 2 (looking at girl 1) : "Wow this girl is so boring, she can't be called Billie, no sass whatsoever!"
Girl 1 : "Yeh, we all know no one has more sass than the Billster"
Girl 2 : "Word."
The two girls leave the scene to the right of the stage, taking their hockey sticks with them. They leave the third girl on her own because she haz no saz lul.

by lovablenachos March 23, 2013

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