Real Men Wear Pink

a marketing ploy phrase used by retail conglomerates to print on baby pink t-shirts/hoodies so young males with no identity can reassure themselves and indifferent bypassers of his own miniscule and suffering masculinity.

a mindset or cheesy quip to explain away the regret/buried shame of why you ever purchased that hideous pink polo in the first place and are actually wearing it.

Friend: Eww man! What's with the shirt? You look like gay Pepto Bismol.
Self-righteous fashion victim: Real Men Wear Pink! humph.

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