Brock

Brock (n): 1 An honest, loyal gentleman who is both handsome and handy to have around. A true cat lover, Brock is happiest when napping with one of his favourite felines. 2 The Brock system (colloquial) A system of recording all things in all dimensions of time and space via the making of extensive lists.

A: Gee, I wish I could remember everything we did on that holiday back in 1970.

B: You should try the Brock system! It records everything you’ve ever wanted to know and/or remember and files it away forEVER.