sad poppin

when you are extremely unhappy but you try to escape it by attending social events, turning to alcohol or drugs, just to find once intoxicated that you are now even deeper in your sadness. no matter how many people are around you, you feel alone and excluded. but, despite being trapped and drowning, you still feel poppin because for the moment you're numb to outside emotion. that feeling, is sad poppin.

daysha: do you listen to future?
rochelle: yeah man, his music is sad poppin
daysha: what chu mean?
rochelle: everyone's too caught up getting turnt to really listen to his lyrics and realize he's a seriously depressed drug addict
daysha: damn... true. that is sad poppin.

twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie