blow chowder

To vomit heavily.

John thought he was keeping his drinking under control until he thought he might blow chowder on the couch.

technidiot

Contraction of the words "technology" + "idiot".

Any person who is either stubbornly and willfully ignorant about electronics and computers, or who is genuinely too stupid to understand electronics, computers, or related concepts.

John: "How come I never got that e-mail from your mom?"
Steve: "She doesn't know how to do e-mail."
John: "Are you serious?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's a real technidiot, if you know what I mean."

peniphilia

A strong positive emotional view towards, or positive emotion caused by the male penis. Can occur in either sex.

Tom: "I have never seen this many female sex toys in my life!"
Janet: "Yeah, I have a pretty bad case of peniphilia."

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bush hunt

Any situation where one or more men go to a bar, or party, with the hopes of finding women they can have sex with.

John: "Hey, Rick! Are you going to Jenny's party tonight?"
Rick: "I don't know. I'm thinking about it."
John: "You should go, man. It's going to be a total bush hunt."

chilldo

Any refrigerated food item that can substitute for a dildo.

e.g. hot dogs, sausage, carrots, bananas, cucumbers etc.

Meg: "I can't find my dildo!"
Sarah: "Just use a chilldo."

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bush master

Any person (male or female) who is skillfully adept at having sex with a woman.

John: "Rick has had sex with like ten women in the last year."
Steve: "Ten? Are you kidding me."
John: "Nope. The guy is a total bush master from what I've heard."

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nebularian

n. A person who is blissfully ignorant, stupid, or abnormally eccentric.

n. A scientist who catalogs space nebulae.

Bob probably could have figured out the math problem if he wasn't such a nebularian.

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