parked in the red zone

When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.

Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.

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fluffy

A very obvious erection that pushes out the front of a guy's pants.

Billy got a raging fluffy when he saw the two girls kissing.

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chair party

The act of celebrating a great moment while sitting down and playing a game or working. Dancing and giving high fives while remaining seated.

When I finally tamed the dragon with my GM Tamer, I threw a total chair party!

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closed for repairs

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

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