mactard

A user of Macintosh computers, an Apple fan.

"So did you get caught out by that annoying (virus/worm/trojan)?"
"Nah, I'm a Mactard"

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snakle

The true name of a Snake made up by mah idiotic friend, Snakle Numbah 2.
"Me and Bullet (his friend) were playing Rouge Spear late at night. My name was Snake and suddenly bullet says Snakle. I was just playing around but it really annoyed him that I made fun of his misspelling of the word. I set it as my name and since then every first person shooter I've played, my name has been Snakle... I'm a true Metal Gear fan, but I believe that Snake was suppose to be named Snakle!"

Snakle really pwned him!
Aw, Raiden pwned the Snakle.
Snakle? I want a Snackle!

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sphincter slam

A sexual manovere in which sum 1 proceeds to jump and land on there front will giving sumone a buttfuck

Jim gave micheal a huge sphincter slam.
There was blood every where

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horsin

a term for bangin hard, or riding em rough

I was horsin the shit out of your mom last night.

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trait

hiv (human imunodeficiency virus) or aids (aquired imunodeficiency virus)

lorisha got the trait from workin' too much in hunts point

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opera house

A woman with a very large vagina whose labia resembles large hanging pink curtains.

I was about to have sex with this chick but then I saw her opera house and my standing ovation lost its enthusiasm.

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tongan ninja

A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla

Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass

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