A "Clack", is considered "meat of superior quality/the chef of the superior quality of meat. Non shall discriminate against any fellow clackers. Rules are rules.
Mayor Meat Buttigieg - "I'm in need of a clack in the group message."
Venison Vigilante - "say less Mayor"
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Venison Vigilante - " dry brined with salt for an hour. Cooked in the oven at 200 til internal in 125. Seared for about 30 seconds a side on as hot as you can get your cast iron."
Fuck lettuce - "that's an insane clack, doesn't even look real"