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B school can stand for "business school" or bride school.
Business school is where students obtain MBA's in the hopes of high paying jobs for dot.coms, where they will cash out their stock at age 35 and retire to Palm Beach. Oh yeah.
Bride School, or the School for Etiquette and Wisdom is where Korean gals go to learn how to be submissive, never giving orders to the husband, and not walking around in strapless mules that clack and disturb their elders. See h school for the male equivalent of bride school.
Part of the prenuptual agreement was that Karen attend Bride School and learn to bake pies, make sweaters and how to gracefully open and deliver a cold one while looking demur and sexy.
(origin unknown) useless invention or object; bad idea
Gordon put five co-processors into his PC in an attempt to make the world's fastest gaming PC, but the result was soup on a stick.
Derek Jeter, the best baseball player ever!
Watch out! Jeter Christ is going to perform a miracle and win the game for the Yankees.
The bottom or submissive in a gay couple.
Kevin was a busycheekee, his partner Bruce was a butch busycheeker and they were getting married in Massachusetts. Or ..so..they...though.
Burmese (yeah, yeah, Myanmar): A dance festival, Canival of the Spirit Soul, danced by a Kadaw, who can be a cross dresser. The skilled Pwe dancer can move each buttock independently. The dance is to appease a spirit called a Nat.
Colonel Smythe-Jones took his guests to see the Pwe dancers in colonial Burma, but the ladies were shocked at seeing a dancer jiggle her buttocks at the audience. One of them fainted, but the rest of the women had something more interesting than "It was hot, blazing hot" to put in their letters home to England.
Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.
The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.
Diarrhea; the runs, the hershey squirts (you get the picture. It ain't pretty.)
blowhole = asshole = yer sphincter
After eating at Joe's Ptomaine Shack, Steven had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole.