Pwe

Burmese (yeah, yeah, Myanmar): A dance festival, Canival of the Spirit Soul, danced by a Kadaw, who can be a cross dresser. The skilled Pwe dancer can move each buttock independently. The dance is to appease a spirit called a Nat.

Colonel Smythe-Jones took his guests to see the Pwe dancers in colonial Burma, but the ladies were shocked at seeing a dancer jiggle her buttocks at the audience. One of them fainted, but the rest of the women had something more interesting than "It was hot, blazing hot" to put in their letters home to England.

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AI

Anal Insert

Mommy, can I buy that AI? I think it should plug up quiet nicely up Bill's Bum.

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size large

Medium to small size. Tiny, insignificant, embarrassingly in need of those Swedish enlargers sold through spam emails.

Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.

"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."

President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.

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dope

Slang form of heroine derived from the high dopamine content which is the basis of heroine.

How long you been doin' dat dope, Mr. Charles?

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wee woo

Something some guy named White Ape made up. The true meaning is unknown. Reserchers suggest it means "I want to get in your pants."

wee woo Luigi, wee woo

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malignorant

Lower Midwest slang: contraction of being malignant AND ignorant all at the same time.

Beaufort was not only cantankerous, he was downright malignorant and liable to start a fight over practically anything and nothing.

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infomercial

Show lasting 28:30 minutes attempting to sell a particular product on television. Most infomercials air in the overnight time periods, but do run all hours of day.

Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting midget tossing.

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