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Deleted. Used with baleeted and del taco.
Baleeted!
Huh?
Delteated!
Wh-- uhh...
Del Taco?
The art of being a busycheeks; gay sex.
Bruce stopped into the bathhouse for some busycheekistry.
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Synonymous with internet cafe; a place that serves coffee, drinks and has terminals and internet connections to rent by the hour.
The cyber café where Mark tended to end up, evening after evening, served a mediocre Napa white and superb T1 internet access. Mark had a laptop and a dial-up connection in his apartment, but he preferred the faster online connection and the false sense of camaraderie at the café. In truth, no one ever spoke to anyone else there--even the barrista made the drinks in church-like silence. Each patron sipped at his computer booth, lost in a cyberworld of their own creation.
There was a bright new banner, announcing an online dating service. â30 Days, Guaranteed or Your Money Back!â it boasted. What the hell, thought Mark, who was an optimist despite some notable dating disasters in the past. There was that gal from Medway, the one with the three cats and the bad case ofâ¦Mark shuddered and tried to wipe that image out of his mind. What the hell, thought Mark, and signed on.
Night after night, he faced a woman across a table, and night after night the same thoughts were exchanged: Heâs better than I thought. Sheâs worse than I imagined. I could manage him, if heâd get a better job. Why canât there be a woman whoâs smart and doesnât look and smell like exactly a pit bull, thought Mark. There has to be one. Somewhere.
Then he met Belkis. âI changed my name from Magda, â she confided. Magda, he thought, is a pretty exotic name already. What about Magda needed changing? He didnât ask.
Belkis was smart, all right, and beautiful, in a dark and somewhat masculinely sinister way. Her figure was taut, her brows somewhat low, and her teeth looked white, but sharp. She wore red lipstick that left a mark on the espresso cups like a vampire bite.
Starting over wasnât so bad, Mark thought. He didn't like his old job, his cramped apartment or that town anyway. Changing your identity could even be exciting, if you looked at it in the right light. He hadnât heard from Belkis or her lawyers in over a month. Too bad he forgot to change his cell phone number. Belkis was a patient woman.
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Galactic Terran-Vasudan Alliance
The governing body in Freespace 2.
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Nickname for Vlade Divac.
Vlade Divac's reputation for flopping on the basketball court has earned him the nickname King of Flop.
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Cugly is Cute + Ugly (like fugly) Similar to the French "belle-laid" which is "beautiful-ugly."
Though Marissa didn't like dogs, she couldn't resist adopting her boyfriend Lester's shar pei when he was unexpectedly asked to be a guest of the State and had to give up the pooch. Fideaux was cugly with his wrinkly face and corrugated neck, and Marissa found she loved the rascal as much as that scamp Lester who was doing 10 to 15 for internet scamming old ladies out of their retirement pensions.
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