singed nut hairs

Pubic hairs on the testicles that have been burned, usually in the dangerous sport of Fart-Flaming. Fart-Flaming is played, either singly, in doubles or in groups (see Mongolian Cluster Fuck) by eating foods that produce immense amounts of intestinal gas, then waiting for a flatus event. As the fart begins to pass the sphincter, the player lights the gas, containing considerable methand and hydrogen sulfide, with a match or a Bic Lighter. If the flame is not extinguished fast enough or if the player is careless, the nut hairs can become singed.

Bill and Ted got together with Beavis and Butthead to play Fart-Flames and ended up with a case of singed nut hairs.

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oodee

A word meaning a colossal, massive and very tight bear hug. Originates in Alberton, South Africa.

Give me an oodee. Come get an oodee. I oodee you anyway.

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Jeter Christ

Derek Jeter, the best baseball player ever!

Watch out! Jeter Christ is going to perform a miracle and win the game for the Yankees.

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cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.

What did you think it meant?

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soup on a stick

(origin unknown) useless invention or object; bad idea

Gordon put five co-processors into his PC in an attempt to make the world's fastest gaming PC, but the result was soup on a stick.

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sloth

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Stone Cold Steve Austin looks like Sloth from The Goonies

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MTV

Empty-Vee, or television entirely devoid and empty of any redeeming value, except to the corporate megalopolies who profit by selling plastic loaded with idiotic blather passing for music (which it ain't, see rap or hop-hop ) and a lot of cheezekake as "music" to the undiscerning masses of youth

Boris and Guldina watched hours of MTV until their mother Galena pulled the plug. "Stupid kidniks!" she ranted, "Don't you know that in Soviet Russia, MTV watches YOU?"

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