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the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.
"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"
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president of the united states. Likes to pick on brown people, cuz he thinks they are terrorists. did he know that the biggest terrorist organizations is whte? it's called the IRA dumbass. Not to mention He has no clue what the 4th ammendment is, patriot act what?!?! Sucks at the economy, hey lets piss away more money into another war and give al;l the rich peoplesom money back. total moron, I could go on for hours but you'll prolly get bored
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1.(dictionary)A vendor of bouglash
2.A school (or any building of mass congregation) with many ugly people. Often used to express the sheer quantities of bouglash present in that particular building.
"That school is such a bouglasherie"
"I know, how can the ugly ratio be so unbalanced there?"
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tarah: good bye. Often used by people in the north of England.
Tarah mate! I'll see you later!
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Um anyone who wrote a definition is a fuckign idiot because Eliot smith is not a real person. However Elliott Smith is the best artist of our time. You can also call him Steve Smith if u want to get technical
IT'S ELLIOTT SMITH not Elliot Smith
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During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)
Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm
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The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.
After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.
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