finola

A short and beastley creation made when the irish meet the scottish, it is not to be mistaken as cute and innocent as it innitially would seem if you find one you are dealing with a filthy animal and you should tred carefully.
This beast often seems drunk and it usually is, has very little self control so if you see it wobble be ready to grab it before it falls and becomes angry.
Its small hands and stature may seem harmless this but it is quite the opposite.

Guy walks into school beaten and bruised:
"what happened to you?"
"ahh man i was out at the weekend and got attacked by this filthy little animal, she was so visicous!"
"Sounds like you got attacked by a Finola, nasty little buggars!"

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