store monkey

A term used by Head Office staff to describe fellow staff that work in their corporation's many outlets.

Generally these individuals have a lower IQ than the head office staff and struggle to see the bigger picture

Head Office Employee 1 "I took a call from Store 871 this morning, man did he go on and on about the new promotion"

Head Office Employee 2 "thats all you need to start your day, a moaning store monkey"

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Dotto

On the dot. I.e. at an exact time.

12 dotto dude, i'm claudette today

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Dotto

Meaning 'on the dot' - refering to a chronological timeframe.

A - mate what time we doing lunch
B - Oh 12 noon dotto today, tough day

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ALT F4 PLS

A command you give a collegue when you want them to close the inappropriate instant message window you just send them

A - "hi mark, xxxx is such a complete loser - hate him"
B - "lol yeah agreed"
A "ALT F4 PLS - just in case!"

dans la poche

Literally "in the pocket" - meaning to take something for oneself. Justified theft of a perhaps mislaid object.

"Someone had left a bottle of aftershave in the toliet, needless to say that went dans la poche"

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Sparkour

Is a portmanteau of Parkour and Spartan. A concept originally developed as an underground running club in the heart of Essex by a group of likeminded Spartan Racers wanting to run wild. The first rule of Sparkour is its an invitation only club...

"I'm pretty fed up of tarmac bashing marathon training, I wanna run wild in the woods and streams mate, when are we going Sparkour next?"

Toight

A word said in a South African accent to mean fantastic or great when refering to a part of a lady's body.

Prenounced 'Toy-T'

"Man did you see that chick, she's got a toight ass"

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