Lori

law - ree

noun

1. With distinctly Amazonian qualities, a Lori personifies athleticism, strength, courage and fortitude; all of which can be observed during bouts of Basketball, of which Loris are known to be passionate. A Lori will rarely complain but instead will conquer adversity with head held high; unless said adversity is related to a lack of food. Where hunger is a factor, a person should maintain a safe distance while lobbing food to a Lori.
A Lori, though displaying Amazonian qualities, is also one of the most caring and genuine people you could meet; her love of family and friends is exceeded by none. She shows rare amounts of empathy and kindness, and has a level of integrity matched by few. She is not one for too many words, instead preferring to contemplate before speaking. This gives her a maturity and wisdom far exceeding her years.
This can often be overlooked if you encounter a Lori on a Dance Floor, as she will be breaking it down with the agility of a Spring Bock. A Lori is also known to engage in Dance Offs, and will always prove to be a tough adversary.
A Lori is a perplexing mixture of outrageously sexy and intelligent, with a surprisingly dirty and down-to-earth sense of humour; she is often caught laughing at her own farts, and looking up the definitions for poo.
A Lori is also known for her propensity to sleep. If seen on couches or beds, it is likely she is sleeping or watching Harry Potter.

Is that a dance floor? You should watch out, a Lori might be around here. You wouldn't want to get in to an accidental dance off.

Is that a sleeping Lori? We should leave her some food and get out of here before Harry Potter finishes and she wakes up.

Ogh! What is that smell!? A Lori must have been here!

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