Crackgasm

The precious moment where you move your bones in a way that "cracks" and relieves a lot of pressure at one time.

Me: I just had a crackgasm in my neck.
Friend: Bro, cracking your bones is bad for you.

Took a Bernie

When you rail against a small-business owner for not providing all of her employees free healthcare even though she can't afford insurance herself.

I just Took A Bernie on my local small business grocery store. How dare they not be as rich as the CEO of Kroger?!