Puerto Rican'd

verb. To have a Puerto Rican go crazy on you for your wrong doings. Most likely your parent(s). When one is "Puerto Rican'd", they may be screamed at and/or beaten with whatever is in arm's reach. Usually commited without hearing the victim's defense.

Gabe: "Mom, I failed english."
Mom: (screaming) "I always knew you were stupid! I should've aborted you! You worthless piece of shit!"

*Beats Gabe with a lamp*

(therefore, Gabe's mom "Puerto Rican'd" him.

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grocery hopping

going grocery shopping during times of crisis but it requires you to hop from store to store scavenging for food supply and buy whatever is on the shelves

most notable need for this practice was the coronapocalypse in early 2020

i need to go grocery hopping, there was just 7 new cases of the beer bug found in the area

covid coupon

the deep discounts or free services offered by retailers, websites, telecom providers, or restaurants in response to the global pandemic CoVID-19. the covid coupon may also take the form of a deferred payment, such as insurance, credit card or car loans. all in an effort to generate revenue while the quarantine/lockdown persists and help consumers in times of financial or health crises and mass unemployment.

pornhub encourages you to stay home with a covid coupon for free premium during the quarantine.
doordash has a covid coupon for free deliveries on saturdays this month.