shizzy

slang for shitty, especially about weather or nerves.

Why’s it so shizzy outside?

“Ask her out man!”
“Idk, i feel kind of shizzy”

perfection

anything that you are not.

if you have curly hair, to be perfect you need to straighten it.
if you are tall, to be perfect you need to be shorter.

if you are skinny, to be perfect you need to gain some weight.

if you are fat, to be perfect you need to lose some weight.

so stop chasing perfection, it isn't possible.

Person 1: OMG Angela is the definition of perfection!!!
Person 2: Nah, she's got skinny ankles.