facebook

A place for stalkers.
Whenever you update your status, an event, wall post, etc it is posted on the newsfeed for all your "friends" to see
Like myspace, but more personal and you can't customize your profile.

Stalker 1:"Dude, this girl I met on facebook is going to a party at 254 cherry ln. Lets mapquest this and go hit her up!
Stalker 2:"Sweet yo! Did you get her number off of facebook too?
Stalker 1:"Duh!"

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