dulaney

a center of apparent learning where kids from j-ville can afford all the weed they want, sex in the bathrooms is a common event, where you get in more trouble for wearing a cut low shirt then for smoking, prep kids are more ghetto then boys in baby blue "shorts" and beaters, and teachers are 10% genuine, 30% crack addicts, 40% molesters, 20% mentally incapable. All of these endearing traits make Druglaney one of the best schools in the state, known mainly for the drinking team that has a lacrosse problem.

Officer: "You're dulaney kids arn't you?"
Boy wearing AE and tims: "officer i swear to drunk i'm not God"
Officer: "You're stoned too"
Girl wearing RL polo: "yea i know we're really banged up"

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