Chad

Chad has nothing to do with shitty assholes, unless you're talking about their personalities.

1. Chads are total knob slobbing, sweaty-ass sports loving, alpha wanna-bees but beta forever fantasy drafting losers. They are the male Karens, usually middle aged, overweight and obsessed with guns and the US constitution. They are the epitome of a dad from the suburbs who represses all of his feelings.

2. The Total Chad: completely opposite of the traditional Chad, the ironic Total Chad is a true alpha beast. A legendary man made of pure beef, capable of taking down 10 men with one punch. That guy with muscles on his muscles. That kid who can 360 no scope. Your friend with the 11" penis. All total fucking Chads.

"What's up with that drunk guy over by the bonfire giving people noogies for failing sports trivia questions?"
"Oh that guy? He's a fucking Chad, let's go beat the shit out of him"
"What about that guy with the Yugioh duel deck standing next to him?"
"No, don't mess with him. He's a total fucking Chad and will wreck our shit."

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