Mange

verb
1. the action of sitting on one’s testicles in a chair, couch, fence, etc.

synonyms: squashed, smushed, crush,

1. “Yo bro I was jumping over Brittany’s fence after we heard the garage door open and I manged my balls.”
2. *Begins to sit down on wooden dinner table chair*
“This meal smells really good mom,”
*Sits fully on chair*
“Damn! I just manged my nuts”