car battery

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)

when you walking

for those moments when you ẁ̵̨͍͖͍̻̰͇̿a ̧̭̅̇͐̓̀͛͌͆l̵̢̛͈̟̖̮̣̲̮̻̖͙͐̇͋̈́̒̃̔̑͌́̈́̇̕͠k ̢͚̮̯̰̩̟̘̰͎͓̺̤̖̈́̔͗̑̀̇͊̍̚͜͠i̵̯̮͐̆͗̈̿̈́͒̉̄͐̎̄̍̚͠n̵̢̰̥̯̫̯͖̂͑͒͑̄̋͝g̵̬͉͉͕̥̘͐̋̈́̈́̒̊̾̈̈̿̊͆̒̈́̍͜

Guy: bruh today i walked
Guy 2: when you ẁ̵̨͍͖͍̻̰͇̿a ̧̭̅̇͐̓̀͛͌͆l̵̢̛͈̟̖̮̣̲̮̻̖͙͐̇͋̈́̒̃̔̑͌́̈́̇̕͠k ̢͚̮̯̰̩̟̘̰͎͓̺̤̖̈́̔͗̑̀̇͊̍̚͜͠i̵̯̮͐̆͗̈̿̈́͒̉̄͐̎̄̍̚͠n̵̢̰̥̯̫̯͖̂͑͒͑̄̋͝g̵̬͉͉͕̥̘͐̋̈́̈́̒̊̾̈̈̿̊͆̒̈́̍͜

when you walking boi

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