Mat Devine

Mat Devine is the coolest guy ever. He has the best taste in music and the best style.Kill Hannah Rocks!!! I cant wait to see them next month. I think im inlove.

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Tickies

tickling given to someone to coerce them into doing something they don't want to do.

If you don't get me a drink your gonna get some tickies!!!

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5 second rule

You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.

John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::

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dave chappelle

funniest man alive. genius.

do you do drugs. uhh..define drugs. medicine? no. crack? of course not. marijuana? YEAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH! Nick Cannon's hillarious daddy! shut the fuck up son!

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nuka

breast, ta ta's, boobs.. etc.

Shorty has some fine nukas!

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mither

A replacement for the word mother.

"MITHER!!!"
"Mither when's dinner?"

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morehole

the cross between a moron and an asshole basicallya really annoying person

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