beefbagging

Similar in form to teabagging, beefbagging is where a particularly 'beefy' or well-muscled pakistani man inserts one of his biceps in and out of the mouth of a white man or woman.

True beefbagging can only be carried out by pakistani men; since their body structure is often such that despite working out heavily in the gym, they almost always end up having large bicep muscles stuck precariously to their stick-thin bodies.

"I is beefbagging you init white babe"

"dis paki breh is gonna beefbag you wiv his bare beefy biceps init breh"

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hairick

Any male stylist who is so exceptionally good at his job that you are willing to withstand considerable verbal abuse from him in order to get the exact haircut you so desire.

"I'm going to get a haircut, honey."

"From who, babe?"

"From Eric."

"Oh man, that guy is such a HAIRICK!"

"I know, but damnit.. He's the best there ever was, is, or will be."